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There are certain definable moments in our lives that bring us to a new understanding of ourselves - a new appreciation. Some of these moments can leave us feeling elevated; evolved, like the time I...
View ArticleI Hate Yoga
I hate yoga. I've really tried to like it. I've even gone to the extreme of doing a one-month challenge at a Bikram studio. "It will detoxify you," they say."It will be fun," they say.Join us in a...
View ArticleI'm Going To Need Those TPS Reports...
1985: I learned my toes were effecient at picking up random objects.1987: With an unforgettable curiosity, I figured out how to link my hands and fingers together behind my back.1990: I discovered...
View Articlesmall change BIG difference
Small dietary changes can make a BIG difference. Here's my diet tip of the day: read more
View ArticleThe Kids that Don't Care
I worked my first full day as a substitute teacher, and let me tell you - substitutes are underpaid and underappreciated. Just one semester shy of a Masters degree and as a substitute I make less than...
View ArticlePainting Blue
I normally don't discriminate against colors. I anticipate the night, when my dreams are vivid and wildly colorful. Yet my memories are seized by shades of black and white. To this day, I'm...
View ArticleOur Mother Willendorf
Mother's Day: A Generational Celebration of Women in the Family For many, this past Sunday was filled with family cookouts, screaming babies, brunches, card swapping and entertaining. Mother's Day is...
View ArticleAlone In My Thoughts
I saw a bumper sticker today that read: "Relax. Don't believe everything that you think." This floored me. We are always so incredibly certain that our beliefs are written in stone. Whether it's a...
View ArticleThanks, Glenn Beck
What are you thinking?: Help swim through the mid-week current with Glenn Beck's inspirational message. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2Nycj78z3M
View ArticleI Joined the Circus!
I managed to freakishly serve 10 beers with two hands. Bottle caps flew in every direction as I impressively juggled liqour pours, cash, and smiles. Cameras were everywhere."Hey, can I get a picture...
View ArticleStanding Proud
It's easy to stand united on the 4th of July - the majority of people are off work and able to do as they please. We attend picnics and BBQs with an over-abundance of food. We fish, swim, or boat in...
View ArticleAny InteLexuals Out There?
I'm convinced that I am a spawn of a dying breed, an InteLexual that has morphed and evolved from life experience. read more
View ArticleLooking Back - A Dream
The dream of you wisping your fingers across my flesh woke me from me sleep. It felt so real. Lying on your side, with your hand propping up your head, you ran fingers along my curves. Your lips...
View ArticleLooking Back - A Dream
The dream of you wisping your fingers across my flesh woke me from me sleep. It felt so real. Lying on your side, with your hand propping up your head, you ran fingers along my curves. Your lips...
View ArticleMore Dreams, What Do They Mean?
Another sleepness night. It is now day 5 of the reality check and I still have hardly eaten. I'm sick to my stomach- physically disgusted at his actions, his choices, and his complete and utter...
View ArticleThe Watermelon A-Hole Detox Diet
If you’ve ever wanted to lose a lot of weight within a small amount of time (1-2 weeks), detoxing is the way to go. Our lives are filled with toxins, parabens, pollutants and a-holes on a daily basis –...
View ArticleShameless Self Promotion
Greetings, all!While I do love blogging on Skirt.com, I'm looking to expand my audience and extend an invite for you to like my Facebook Athlete page...
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Have you ever stuck your head through a cut-out hole of a life-sized hardwood body?Any face will do, as long as that body is fit, slim, and tantalizing. So tempting you could almost eat it. Sink your...
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